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#420 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-26 17:55 GMT
[+Diss] [+Capo] it's one am
[+Diss] [+Capo] holy shit lurker
[+Diss] [+Capo] what are you doing at work
[+Diss] Way to cheer her up.
[+Capo] nothing would cheer me up if it was 1 am and I was still at work
[+Capo] I'm being realistic. I sympathize.
[+Diss] Yeah but that's like walking up to someone digging a ditch on the hottest day of the year
[+Diss] "BOY SURE IS HOT TODAY HUH"
[+Diss] "SOME WEATHER WE'RE HAVING"
[+Capo] I was genuinely surprised to realize it was 1 am. Lurker probably killed herself, though. She'll have to lurk now... *sigh*... from heaven...
[+Diss] Pouring out a
[+Diss] uh
[+Diss] I don't know some toast or something.
[+Capo] pouring out a 40 of blackberry jam
[+Capo] rip
[+Capo] shit
[+Capo] it's not coming out
[+Diss] Hit the side of the jar, maybe.
[+Capo] it was such a bitch getting all that damn jelly in there, too
[+Capo] like this?
[+Capo] shit
[+Capo] nothing
[+Diss] No, god.
[+Capo] um, maybe if I used a knife?
[+Diss] Can't you do anything right?
[+Diss] Let me try.
[+Capo] here
[+Diss] Look, like this.
[+Capo] that's exactly what I was doing
[+Diss] Okay well now it's not working because you're staring.
[+Diss] Give me some room to breathe here, jesus.
[+Capo] ugh, alright, hold on
! +Capo turns around
[+Capo] go on
[+Diss] Well now I don't even want to do it anymore.
[+Diss] This is the worst pouring out of anything I've ever been involved with.
[+Capo] man, I don't even remember why we were doing it in the first place
[+Capo] you got any toast?
[+Diss] Yeah man I love toast.
[+Capo] Hell yeah. Who doesn't.
! +Capo munches