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<+RAZGRIZ-3> "The Departed."
<@GELB-1> oh god
<@GELB-1> Are we there yet
<+RAZGRIZ-3> The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
<@GELB-1> The Perfect Storm
<+Kishin> Quantum of Solace
<+RAZGRIZ-3> DAS BOOT
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Some Like It Hot
<@AWACS_Eagle_Eye> Do I want to know what you faggots are doing?
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Probably not.
<+CROW-3> I doubt it.
<@AWACS_Eagle_Eye> Didn't think so.
<+Kishin> The Great Escape.
<@GELB-1> [11/09/08 - 21:16:02] <@RacinReaver> anyone else just get a text from skills?
<@GELB-1> [11/09/08 - 21:16:24] <@RacinReaver> "Gonna have to start naming my dumps after movies.  Like Lethal Weapon.  Or There Will Be Blood."
<@GELB-1> [11/09/08 - 21:16:58] <+SCHWARZE-2> oh jesus
<@AWACS_Eagle_Eye> oh what the fuck
<+RAZGRIZ-3> I got that text while I was out having dinner hahaha
<+SCHWARZE-2> oh jesus
<@RacinReaver> Gone with the Wind
<@RacinReaver> (gone with the wind was girlfriend's)
<+RAZGRIZ-3> The Sting
<+Lz> The dark knight
<+Kishin> The Happening
<+RAZGRIZ-3> The Green Mile
<@GELB-1> DAYS OF THUNDER
<+Dullenplain> TITANIC
<+SCHWARZE-2> The Rock
<+RAZGRIZ-3> lol The Rock was the first one I texted him back
<+RAZGRIZ-3> It Happened One Night
<@RacinReaver> ROCKY
<+CROW-3> Crimson Tide
<+Lz> Jackie Brown
<+Kishin> W.
<+RAZGRIZ-3> The Big Lebowski.
<+Kishin> Les riveur peurpres
<+Denicalis> Deep Impact
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Wow this is the most racist thing I'll ever say
<+RAZGRIZ-3> The African Queen
<+Kishin> Batman Begins
<+Lz> cocoon
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
<+RAZGRIZ-3> (Skills has unique physiology so what)
<+Dullenplain> Crash
<+Denicalis> A history of violence
<@GELB-1> Subsequently, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
<+RAZGRIZ-3> The Day the Earth Stood Still
<+Kishin> Fahrenheit 451
<+RAZGRIZ-3> ROPE
<@RacinReaver> Close Encounters of the Third Kind
<+SCHWARZE-2> A Series of Unfortunate Events
<+Dullenplain> It
<+CROW-3> well an imdb search of "splash" brings up lots of good choices
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Sweet Smell of Success
<+Kishin> Rear Window
<+Lz> Brick
<+Dullenplain> The Abyss
<+Kishin> Beethoven's 2nd
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Curse of the Black Pearl
<+Kishin> Running Man
<+Lz> The Fountain
<+Lz> Black Snake Moan
<+Denicalis> The Prestige.
<+Dullenplain> The Crying Game
<+Dullenplain> (for those really hard ones)
<+Kishin> Children of Men
<@RacinReaver> The Giver
<@RacinReaver> Apocalypse Now: Redux
<+SCHWARZE-2> Waterworld
<+Dullenplain> The Dirty Dozen
<@RacinReaver> Quigley Down Under
<+Denicalis> Kangaroo Jack
<@GELB-1> Tremors
<+Kishin> Grave of the Fireflies
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Armageddon
<@RacinReaver> Big
<+Kishin> The Exorcist
<+Dullenplain> The Grapes of Wrath
<@RacinReaver> Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
<+Kishin> The Curse of the Black Pearl
<+Lz> reservoir dogs
<@RacinReaver> Mission Impossible
<+Dullenplain> Hello, Dolly!
<@RacinReaver> Cliffhanger
<@RacinReaver> for those ones that you just can't get out
<+CROW-3> Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
<+Dullenplain> The Hours
<+Dullenplain> (for those really bad bouts)
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Incidentally I like how RR's girlfriend is there suggesting things too.
<@RacinReaver> yeah, she's on the phone with me and wondering why I'm laughing so hard
<+Lz> Memento
<@RacinReaver> Rambo: First Blood
<+CROW-3> Operation Dumbo Drop
<@RacinReaver> Dirty Work?
<@GELB-1> The Italian Job
<+Lz> Fried green tomatoes
<@RacinReaver> The Fugitive
<+Denicalis> Heart of Darkness
<@RacinReaver> Fast and the Furious
<@RacinReaver> (Tokyo Drift)
<+Kishin> Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
<@RacinReaver> Bloodsport
<+Lz> Blow Up
<+Lz> The Filth and the Fury
<@RacinReaver> Backdraft
<+Lz> The Two Towers
<+Xardion> Emergency Exit
<@RacinReaver> Terminator 2: Judgement Day
<+Lz> The Sound of Music
<+Xardion> Failure to Launch
<+Lz> The Great Escape
<@RacinReaver> Scream
<+Kishin> Beauty and the Beast
<+Xardion> Ace in the Hole
<+Kishin> Deadly Drifter
<+Kishin> aka Out
<@RacinReaver> Dirty Harry
<+Kishin> Juno
<+Kishin> just for being a crappy movie
<+RAZGRIZ-3> lol
<+RAZGRIZ-3> I love how I come back ten minutes later and you guys are still on this.
<+Kishin> only ten minutes
<@RacinReaver> we've been doing it for half an hour
<+Kishin> these things usually take hours before they end
<@RacinReaver> running low on steam, though :(
<+Xardion> Poop Goes the Weasel
<+Kishin> Steamboy
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Wait, twenty minutes.
<@RacinReaver> no, we started around 10:05
<@RacinReaver> or you went away for 20
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Yeah
<@GELB-1> Which is pretty much proof right there that chat is either the best or worst thing that exists on this here internet.
<+RAZGRIZ-3> Maybe some of both,

Notes: followed up in http://ip.quiteajolt.com/360

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<+Zephyrin> my wife was arrested for domestic abuse
<+Denicalis> What?
<+Zephyrin> for pulling on my coat sleeve
<+Denicalis> Lies.
<+Zephyrin> nope
<+Denicalis> Expound.
<+Zephyrin> we were in a parking lot
<+Zephyrin> we were going to go donate blood, but we didn't go because we wouldn't have made it in time
<+Zephyrin> her friend was there. I got a text, and my wife desperately wanted to know who it was
<+Zephyrin> and kept trying to get my phone, which involved pulling my coat sleeve
<+Zephyrin> then I just gave it to her and cussed her out for being an annoying bitch
<+Zephyrin> we did a little circle around the truck. It was more playful than anything.
<+Zephyrin> Then we were leaving (had seperate cars), and she got in front of me and didn't want to let me get in the car. She does this all the time, and it pisses me off, but after about 30 seconds she got back in the truck
<+Zephyrin> then some dickwad asshole cop who was parked across the street shows up, and takes our licenses
<+Denicalis> Ahahaha.
<+Zephyrin> then TWO MORE COPS show up, because one cop alone is just a huge pussy
<+Zephyrin> then I have to DESCRIBE EVERY LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT MY RELATIONSHIP to these dickheads
<@a_lurker> lol
<+Zephyrin> I dunno what they talked about with my wife
<+Zephyrin> then the instigator asks me what was going on, and I said nothing, obviously
<+Denicalis> For you chasing her around the truck and you getting locked out of the car?
<+Zephyrin> I wasn't locked out of a car
<+Zephyrin> but yes, pulling my coat sleeve and chasing me around the car
<@Crash> That constitutes spousal abuse?
<+Zephyrin> also, I spit on the ground. Apparently spitting on t he ground equates to spitting at my wife
<+Zephyrin> APPARENTLY
<+Denicalis> Ahahha.
<+Denicalis> Don't you have to press charges for any of this to stick, anyway?
<+Zephyrin> so instigator asks me if we fight a lot. I said we're married, of course
<+Zephyrin> I WOULD THINK
<+Zephyrin> and he says "HARDY HAR I'VE BEEN MARRIED FOR EIGHT YEARS AND NNNNNEVER DONE ANYTING LIKE THAT"
<+Denicalis> Wait.  Isn't this Vegas?
<+Zephyrin> IDAHO
<+Zephyrin> FUCKING IDAHO
<+Denicalis> Oh, right.
<@Crash> WELL OKAY OFFICER HOWARD CUNNINGHAM.
<+Denicalis> If it was Vegas, the cop would have slapped her.
<+Denicalis> But you didn't lay a hand on her.
<+Denicalis> So, no, it really couldn't.
<+Zephyrin> he asks if I realize that could be treated as spousal abuse
<+Zephyrin> I said what do you wanna do? arrest her for abuse? go ahead, id think it'd be funny (I REALLY shouldn't have said that)
<+Denicalis> Ahahahaha.
<@a_lurker> oh man
<+Denicalis> I like this.  This story is as funny as pomdick.
<@a_lurker> I would kick your ass as soon as I got out
<+Zephyrin> then they start searching my truck, and searching my wife, and they hauled her away
<+Dullenplain> was she kicking and screaming when they took her away?
<+Denicalis> Well, she's fairly hot.  I'd cop a feel if I was a cop.
<@a_lurker> didn't you say "no no I didn't mean it!" or anything?
<+Zephyrin> don't tell her I said that
<+Zephyrin> If anybody tells her I said that I'll kick your ass
<@a_lurker> can I just cut the middle man and kick your ass directly
<+Zephyrin> do you HTINK I'd say something like that?
<+Denicalis> Fuck off, Lurker.  Zeph is a hero.
<@a_lurker> no you fuck off
<@a_lurker> and die
<@a_lurker> zeph I figured you were just saying it for shits
<+Zephyrin> and I explained to them how they're doing my a HUGE financial disservice, and treating me very inconsiderately like a woman
<+Denicalis> Awesome, Zeph.
<+Zephyrin> then they gave me a pamphlet about abuse victims and told me about help programs and safehouses
<+Denicalis> Zeph, that's tremendous.
<+Zephyrin> Then when they finally were about to let me go, the instigator cop asked me if I had any questions
<+Zephyrin> I asked him why he was such a dick
<+Benjamin> haha
<+Benjamin> Zeph
<+Benjamin> owned like fuck
<+Zephyrin> then I got out of my car because I decided to take my truck instead
<+Zephyrin> and he wasn't going to let me, but then said I couldn't go in it until he left
<+Zephyrin> assholes don't even respect me here
<+Zephyrin> Seriously, though. While I think my wife deserves this shit....kind of, this just proves that cops are complete assholes, useless, inconsiderate, and will do anything for a story to tell at the precinct
<+Denicalis> So how long do they hold her for?
<+Denicalis> You should go down and explain how she rapes you.
<+Denicalis> It'll be longer.
<@Crash> Until he pays bail. At his current rate of unemployment: 7 years.
<+Benjamin> I like where zeph's marriage is going.
<+Zephyrin> Since it's an abuse crime, it's unlikely she'll be able to get out tonight at all, at has to wait for arraignment tomorrow, in which she'll likely be given a restraining order against me
<+Zephyrin> at won't even be able to come home
<+Denicalis> Ahahaha.  That's awesome.
<+Denicalis> Restraining order between two people who (sort of) get along.
<+silverrose> zeph, idaho? what happened, you used to live in the ass end of california and now you're in the ass end of north america.
<+Zephyrin> This state is bullshit
<@a_lurker> It's Idaho man

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<&Colonel_Skills> there was a new strip club here, deni
<&Colonel_Skills> actually
<&Colonel_Skills> opened like 4 months ago, give or take
<&Colonel_Skills> went there
<&Colonel_Skills> girl was on stage, started handing out these remote controls.
<&Colonel_Skills> I was confused as fuck but her, she then brings out these fucking remote control monster trucks
<&Colonel_Skills> and they had giant dildos strapped to the front of them
<&Colonel_Skills> basically during her routine we got to drive the truck dongs around and poke her with them
<&Colonel_Skills> not even making this up
<&Colonel_Skills> this was actually awesome
<+Mo0> i think you are
<+Juanzen> kinda wish you were
<+Mo0> there is no fucking way
<+Zephyrin> wtf
<&Colonel_Skills> there was no dong in her hoohoo if that's what you're asking
<&Colonel_Skills> but truck dongs did poke her pretty much everywhere else yes
<+Mo0> Skills you are a horrible liar.
<+Denicalis> Bahahaha.
<&Colonel_Skills> also mo0 I wish
<&Colonel_Skills> I WISH
<&Colonel_Skills> honest to god
<&Colonel_Skills> but on the flipside
<&Colonel_Skills> that bitch got a lot of tip money
<&Colonel_Skills> so it worked out for her

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<&Jth> i want to fuck 13 yr old girls
<&Gekz> 13 yr olds want to fuck me
<&Gekz> it sickens me
<&Namalic> i'd fuck a 13 yr old if he was hot.
<&Namalic> SHE
<&Namalic> *SHE SHE SHE

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Xerol: you know how much fun we're having with the cicadas?
Xerol: it's fucking brilliant
Xerol: we collected up like 4 gallon jars of them
Xerol: and dumped them in a window at the elementary school
CHz: That's cruel and unusual.
CHz: You are now officially my hero for the day.
Xerol: i wish i had a camcorder
Xerol: or at least a tape deck
CHz: Did you get away with it?
Xerol: well
Xerol: we ran like hell, of course
Xerol: but we could hear the screams from the woods

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< Nex> I wanna do a real effing pokemon remix
< Salty> So do it
< Salty> Team Galactic
< Salty> go go go
< Nex> haha :P I was thinking the bike theme from Red/Blue :D *listens to Galactic*
<+CHz> "team galactic"
< Shadow_Wolf> lulz
<+CHz> Is Game Freak just a bunch of lazy fucks when it comes to naming or did Team Rocket use one of those fragments of the monolith from 2001 to evolve or something.
< garian> yes.
< Salty> I think they used a monolith fragment.
< garian> i couldn't watch 2001 for some reason
< garian> i tried, but i couldn't get into it
<+CHz> APPLY STONE TO FOREHEAD
<+CHz> ::random genetic change::
< Shadow_Wolf> OMG Lets develop a calendar and mesh the 2001 and Pokemon universes!
< Shadow_Wolf> 2001 was wierd as hell
<+CHz> I'm waiting for one of the stones to fail and the Pokemon to contract pancreatic cancer.
<+CHz> THAT'S HOW MUTATIONS WORK IN THE REAL WORLD

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<+CHz> Department of Getting Paid to Facebook
<+CHz> fuck year
< Rambo> that was my last job
< Rambo> coupled with getting paid to play minesweeper
< Rambo> oh man. I'd always enter my coworker's name into the high score fields. owner found them one day
< Rambo> i felt pretty terrible

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<+Also_Crash> You know, if you had a high pain tolerance, or a lot of Lidocaine, it might be cool to get your dick tattooed completely black, with the word "CENSORED" running down the side. You'd get a chick back to your place and whip it out. She'd be all "CORED?" and you'd say, "Hold on, it'll make more sense in a minute."
<+Also_Crash> I think there should be two kinds of elevators: a woman's elevator and a man's elevator. The woman's elevator would have a vase, a sofa and soothing music. There'd be no buttons because half of them don't know where the fuck they're going. And those that do are in no rush.
<+Also_Crash> The man's elevator would be stainless steel. No faux wood panelling or shitty music. Fuck ambience. What it would have is urinals. Think about it. All the guys are facing forward and not talking to each other anyhow, so it just makes sense.
<+Benjamin> Are these actual crash musings, or are you pasting them from somewhere?
<+Also_Crash> This is the kind of shit that pops into my head at night.