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#560 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-14 23:52 GMT
< Shariq> At the nuke plant I used to work at, we used to eat lunch at the cafeteria practically every day, because it was too much of a hassle to go off site.
< Shariq> And at the end of the grill line, they had a counter for condiments and seasonings.
< Shariq> One of those seasonings was a mixture of spices
< Shariq> It was called "Slap Ya Momma"
< Jimmy> lol
< Shariq> and it said "Tastes so good it'll make you wanna slap ya momma"
< Jimmy> the sad thing, is I was actually on the edge of my seat for that punch line
< Shariq> http://www.slapyamama.com/
<@djpretzel> Also available in Oedipal "Tap Ya Momma" flavor!
<@djpretzel> And "It's a Trap Ya Momma!" Star Wars limited commemorative edition
<@djpretzel> Not to be confused with "Slap Yo-yo Ma!", the delicious organic spread for cellist afficionados everywhere!
< Shariq> david lloyd you are a funny guy
<@djpretzel> THANK YOU
<@djpretzel> be here all week
<@djpretzel> really will -
#499 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-05 08:54 GMT
<@Houstonbachi> my friend went to the hospital for stomach problems once and they were like "oh you have AIDS"
<@Houstonbachi> and he was like "wait wut? that's like impossible"
<@Houstonbachi> "no seriously, AIDS"
<@Houstonbachi> "did you run a test?"
<@Houstonbachi> "well no, but you have AIDS"
<@Houstonbachi> "maybe you should run a test"
<@Houstonbachi> "OK whatever but you have AIDS"
<@Houstonbachi> a few weeks pass
<@Houstonbachi> "so about that test"
<@Houstonbachi> "I never said you had AIDS" -
#568 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-21 02:48 GMT
< LTXJ> "It appears that you've been using mIRC for 20758 days."
< LTXJ> lol
< Moguta> LTXJ, you've been using mIRC for nearly 57 years?!?
< Moguta> I'm quite impressed
< LTXJ> moguta: actually i changed my computer to the year 3000 one day because i was bored -
#562 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-21 11:13 GMT
<+ella_guroo> starla feels competitive with other booties
<+starla> i'm appreciating.
<+starla> artists should look at other artists work
<+ella_guroo> true
<+starla> owners of exquisite butts should revel in the mastery that is the booty
<+starla> j-lo's was never that big
<+starla> but imo it paved an important path to larger butts
<+ella_guroo> it was the rosa parks of celebrity booty
<+starla> hear hear -
#551 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-27 05:57 GMT
< inimitable> hey sixto I don't want to bother you but I sent you a PM earlier did you see it?
<+sixto> pm? on the forums?
<+Bahamut|lappy> private message
<+sixto> holy jesus
<+sixto> i have alot of unread PMs on ocr
<+Bahamut|lappy> haha
<+sixto> whoa, someone knew about my birthday
* sixto heartwarmed -
#251 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2008-02-03 17:17 GMT
<+Hito> I just woke up.
<+Eloi> Many claim to have woken up but how many can truly say what it is to be awake(?)
<+Hito> There's no reason for you to put parentheses around that question mark. Please remove it.
<+Eloi> I never did, you can make such wild allegations but they would never stand up in court(!)
<+Hito> Mhmm.
<+Denicalis> Comes off like a prat. Uses bullshit pseudo-philosophy. Is in a j-pop channel.
<+Denicalis> TIME TO RIDE THE BUS.
* Denicalis busticket Eloi
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<+Denicalis> I am so awesome it hurts.
<+Dullenplain> Careful, you might die of being too awesome
<+Denicalis> That's a lot of fun when you put on the bus theme from Earthbound. -
#585 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-01 05:30 GMT
<+snappleman> Dude, I told you that I made that cheeseburger that uses personal pan pizzas as buns, right?
<+snappleman> that's probably the fattest thing ever :(
<+snappleman> when i first started gaining weight I was all "well I'm just a little fat, I'll have a third hot dog"
<+snappleman> then it was like "well, I'm moderately fat, I'll have a 4th slice of pizza"
<+snappleman> now it's "I'll take pizzas and make buns out of them for 2 pounds of hamburger