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#623 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-12-03 07:17 GMT
<&Colonel_Skills> most respectable racing games have a collision off setting
<&Colonel_Skills> PGR and forza had that
<&Colonel_Skills> which is funny to switch on randomly and watch people take corners heavy and try to get you
<&Colonel_Skills> only to fly right through you and off the track -
#622 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-12-03 07:16 GMT
<&Colonel_Skills> fuckin sweet
<&Colonel_Skills> assault horizon legacy is awesome
<&Colonel_Skills> horray namco redeemed
<@CHz> So how many bad Ace Combat games does it cancel out?
<&Colonel_Skills> considering there was only the one...uhh...one?
<&Colonel_Skills> well that's not true
<&Colonel_Skills> there was two
<&Colonel_Skills> so two
<@a_lurker> what if the one after is bad?
<@a_lurker> does it retroactively cancel out a third bad game?
<&Colonel_Skills> Nope
<&Colonel_Skills> series could be completely ruined again we'll see
<@a_lurker> That's kind of a bummer.
<@a_lurker> That they couldn't make a game so good that it makes you forgive future sins.
<@a_lurker> Kind of makes you feel hopeless, in a way.
<@a_lurker> Like you always have to be "on", never afforded any mistakes.
<@a_lurker> brb cutting myself :(
* a_lurker also: crawling in my skin
<&Colonel_Skills> nah, you don't always have to be on
<&Colonel_Skills> you just have to
<&Colonel_Skills> y'know
<&Colonel_Skills> not get up on stage
<@a_lurker> done and done.
<@a_lurker> if you never try, you never fail.
<@a_lurker> got it.
<&Colonel_Skills> try singing Carmen
<&Colonel_Skills> and then accidentally shit your pants
<&Colonel_Skills> and then AFTER accidentally shitting your pants
<&Colonel_Skills> getting down and eating the shit
<@a_lurker> wait what.
<&Colonel_Skills> and then trying to sing with a mouthful of gargle shit
<@a_lurker> I don't like where this went.
<@a_lurker> I don't want to eat shit! :(
<&Colonel_Skills> that's how bad assault horizon console asshole edition was
<&Colonel_Skills> shit gargling opera
<@a_lurker> that's horrible.
<&Colonel_Skills> it was horrible
<&Colonel_Skills> thus
<&Colonel_Skills> redeemed?
<@a_lurker> For now.
<&Colonel_Skills> indeed
<&Colonel_Skills> for now
<&Colonel_Skills> nintendo now needs to redeem metroid and all will be well
<&Colonel_Skills> that one was like curling up into my own private morph ball, naked, and then gagging on my dick, but WHILE gagging getting punched in the jaw so hard that I bit my cock off and then choked to death on it
<&Colonel_Skills> that's how bad it was
<@a_lurker> No I know that's how bad it was. -
#621 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-11-28 00:27 GMT
<&Colonel_Skills> I think the one thing I get the most hands on play time with is my colour changing hot wheels
<&Colonel_Skills> in hot water it's white, in cold water it's red
<&Colonel_Skills> I use it as a shower thermometer
<&Colonel_Skills> OK IT IS SAFE AND WARM IN THIS SHOWER YOU CAN GET IN NOW
<@a_lurker> I use my foot.
<&Colonel_Skills> but you can't make vroom vroom noises with your foot and drive it all over the soap -
#620 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-11-16 02:05 GMT
<Colonel_Skills> well
<Colonel_Skills> I was gonna go out, get groceries
<Colonel_Skills> put on a parka
<Colonel_Skills> mitts
<Colonel_Skills> toque
<Colonel_Skills> boots
<Colonel_Skills> get outside
<Colonel_Skills> "man it's cold"
<Colonel_Skills> ::realize forgotten pants::
<Colonel_Skills> "well, shit"