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#585 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-01 05:30 GMT
<+snappleman> Dude, I told you that I made that cheeseburger that uses personal pan pizzas as buns, right?
<+snappleman> that's probably the fattest thing ever :(
<+snappleman> when i first started gaining weight I was all "well I'm just a little fat, I'll have a third hot dog"
<+snappleman> then it was like "well, I'm moderately fat, I'll have a 4th slice of pizza"
<+snappleman> now it's "I'll take pizzas and make buns out of them for 2 pounds of hamburger -
#584 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-17 08:16 GMT
<+YouMad> lesbo sex is easy mode
<+Jessykins> Haha tell that to some of the dumb cunts I've been with
<+YouMad> wait so what's the dealio
<+YouMad> they don't like being eaten out of or scissoring or what
<+Jessykins> lol
<+Jessykins> Eaten out of, Dev?
<+Jessykins> Really?
<+Jessykins> Like I am gonna put some chips in there -
#582 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-08-12 07:05 GMT
<&Colonel_Skills> fuck yeah ice climbers
<&Colonel_Skills> can we get some 3DS ice climbers sequel
<&Colonel_Skills> ::3D eggplants::
<&Colonel_Skills> REVOLUTIONARY..........
<@CHz> Ice Climber HD
<@CHz> Soundtrack remixed by Steve Jablonsky
<&Colonel_Skills> with contributions from Marty O'Donnell and Tommy Talerico
<+Mo0> Fuck that, where's Ice Climbers: Other P
<+Mo0> Team Ninja would make a bitchin' Ice Climbers
<&Colonel_Skills> oh yeah
<&Colonel_Skills> just what we need
<&Colonel_Skills> Nana with GGG jugs
<+Mo0> Popo eviscerating people
<@CHz> Condor QTE
<+Mo0> ^
<&Colonel_Skills> oh god why
<&Colonel_Skills> crying self to sleep brb -
#580 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-23 03:42 GMT
<&Colonel_Skills> for some reason whenever I think of Lombard Street I think of track 5 from the original San Francisco Rush and FLYING OVER IT
<+YouMad> lol
<@CHz> Skills is only familiar with U.S. geography via racing games.
<&Colonel_Skills> truth
<&Colonel_Skills> I was disappointed when I went to mount rushmore and there was no mario face in it ala pilotwings 64
<@CHz> Hahahahaha fuck
<@CHz> I was RIGHT ABOUT to make a Pilotwings 64 joke about that.
<&Colonel_Skills> ^5
<@CHz> ::shoots missiles at it to get a face to change::
<@CHz> ::shot down by the air force::
<&Colonel_Skills> FUCK
<&Colonel_Skills> I was just typing up "I went to shoot missiles at it but"
<@CHz> pilotwingsmind
<&Colonel_Skills> shit yeah pilotwings -
#577 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-17 07:56 GMT
<+DeNAPicalis> Ahahaha.
<+DeNAPicalis> A buddy of mine just txted his fiancee: "Baby, we're on easy street. My lotto ticket hit."
<+DeNAPicalis> And she shot back with all kinds of happy girly squeeling.
<+DeNAPicalis> So he sends back: "Yeah. 4 bucks, Boo. We on easy street. Eating at Arby's tomorrow."
<+DeNAPicalis> Nothing from her since.