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#571 Up↑ /2 Down↓ 2010-05-16 05:02 GMT
[00:00:01] <Pawy> The Amanda Bynes/Kristen Goddard comparison is going to have to wait.
[00:02:36] <Servasaurus_Rex> I'm sure you don't need a push-up for that
[00:03:31] <Pawy> XD You'd be surprised.
[00:04:01] <Pawy> http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs315.snc3/28417_1428304465334_1164482703_31804973_6995957_n.jpg25
[00:04:48] <Pawy> That's me without a bra.
[00:05:01] <Pawy> http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_Amanda_Bynes_have_a_vagina -
#570 Up↑ /2 Down↓ 2010-05-16 04:52 GMT
[00:46:57] <Iggy_Koopa> here, Halt
[00:46:58] <Iggy_Koopa> [pastebin link]
[00:47:02] <Iggy_Koopa> paste all of this into
[00:47:06] <Iggy_Koopa> /etc/X11/xorg.conf
[00:47:10] <Iggy_Koopa> if it's not there, create it
[00:48:12] <Halt> that pastebin into that file?
[00:48:20] <Halt> You're kidding right?
[00:49:24] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> come on I've typed this from scratch
[00:49:28] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> this is nothing
[00:49:29] <Halt> that pastebin is just a silly converstation.
[00:49:34] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> FUCK
[00:49:36] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> I PASTED THE WRONG ONE
[00:49:37] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> FUCK
[00:49:39] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> FUCK
[00:49:41] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> NOBODY LOOK AT THAT
[00:49:41] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> FUCK
[00:49:57] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> okay
[00:50:15] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> did I pastebin the conversation
[00:50:19] <Iggy_Koopa|Laptop> with the girl showing me her cleavage
[00:50:58] <fivre> yes
[00:51:09] <GSlicer> FUKKEN SAVED -
#550 Up↑ /0 Down↓ 2009-11-13 16:56 GMT
<ethana2> you know what was worse?
<ethana2> passwd
<ethana2> those TWO letters sent me off a half hour trying to figure out how the frick to run the dang thing
<Iggy_Koopa> gee
<Iggy_Koopa> did you try tabbing?
<ethana2> who is anal enough to think 'this needs TWO LESS LETTERS'
<ethana2> no
<ethana2> oh wow
<ethana2> that's awesome!
<leo_rockw> ethana2: did you just discover tabbing!?
<ethana2> *headdesk*
<ethana2> leo_rockw: yes -
#548 Up↑ /0 Down↓ 2009-11-13 16:05 GMT
<Jojora> man
<Jojora> when i was in the morgue
<Jojora> i took out my camera
<Jojora> photographed gems pale dead body
<Jojora> i thought
<Jojora> im going to show all of the ycers
<Jojora> and as i walked out all i knew was
<Jojora> they dont deserve to see something this bad
<Jojora> the girl at her worse you know
<Jojora> so i deleted that there picture
<Jojora> no use taking pictures of a dead girl for her friends
<Zyph> no need to scar her friends more with such picture
<Jojora> her chest all ripped anb dloody
<Jojora> its like they didnt bother to patch her up
<Jojora> her breasts are cut into two like pizza
<Jojora> man
<Jojora> this doctor
<Zyph> now then, if you dont mind, may you please just... dont talk about gem to much now and into crazy detail i mean hoestly.. "lik pizza" is just plain wrong
<Jojora> dude
<Jojora> she was a sweet girl
<Jojora> and now shes dead
<Jojora> i was just listenig to her skipe the other day
<Zyph> yes I know but at the least, dont describe too much of how her body looks like
<Zyph> "her breast are cut into two like pizza"
<Jojora> dude thats sik
<Zyph> do you know how wrong that looks like the way I visualize that
<Zyph> why must you relate it to pizza?
<Jojora> are you a frek
<Jojora> thinking about gems breasts
<Jojora> i mean her nipples werent the pepeproni kind sorry to say
<Zyph> im not the freak but you are the one that had to compare it with pizza
<Jojora> shes fucking dead
<Jojora> i know
<Jojora> sorry
<Zyph> im just saying thats jus plain wrong
<Jojora> im just sort of angry/shock
<Jojora> still
<Zyph> relating it to pizza
<Zyph> oh well
<Jojora> when im angry
<Zyph> you nearly made me lost my appetite for pizza man
<Jojora> i think about pizza
<Zyph> now i think im going to imagine everytime i eat pizza
<Zyph> the ause is blood
<Jojora> man
<Jojora> you have some sick imagination there
<Jojora> what is she lasagna or something
<Jojora> are you a fucking necrophagus
<Zyph> no
<Zyph> i am not a cannibal alright
<Jojora> man
<Zyph> when one describes something in great detail such as what you are doing
<Zyph> othe other person would then visualize such
<Zyph> alright
<Jojora> yeah okay
<Zyph> but when you described it thats not cool at all
<Jojora> sorry dude
<Zyph> im not a freak o alright
<Jojora> okay okay
<Jojora> i dunno
<Zyph> i read books and try to visualize what is described
<Jojora> the wayyou said it it just seemed like you thought this was ausy
<Jojora> if you or you don't know what i mean
<Zyph> i could care less but gee
<Jojora> man
<Jojora> all i can say is
<Jojora> if you saw her belly yuo wouldnt want to eat bagels ever again -
#545 Up↑ /0 Down↓ 2009-11-13 15:51 GMT
IggyKoop: The best, though, happened the other day
IggyKoop: This kid nobody really likes is on IRC
IggyKoop: and then out of nowhere, he mistakes me for this guy in the community who happens to be the community homosexual
IggyKoop: So I go along with this
IggyKoop: and then he asks me for my penis's length
IggyKoop: I tell him 2 inches
IggyKoop: He says that's sort of small
IggyKoop: Then he says he's got 5 inches and he's not done with puberty yet, and then denies his homosexuality a bunch of times saying he's bi (I did the old "does your mom know you're gay" trick on him) and then he says I'm turning him on after I said I had to leave
IggyKoop: the guy I was impersonating found out and he was furious
IggyKoop: until he saw my impression of him was spot-on
IggyKoop: my point is, people are idiots -
#544 Up↑ /0 Down↓ 2009-11-13 15:46 GMT
<ethana2> *sigh*
<ethana2> this sucks
<ethana2> I have a retake coming up for a test that I got a 37% on..
<ethana2> and all I can think about is how crushingly lonely I am
<ethana2> I have decided though, not to drop calc II under any circumstances
<ethana2> I pass or I fail
<ethana2> if I fail, I will retake it immediately
<ethana2> and the grade will be replaced
<ethanbot2> ethana2, your vagina is extremely wonderful!
* ethana2 smacks ethanbot2