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#585 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-01 05:30 GMT
<+snappleman> Dude, I told you that I made that cheeseburger that uses personal pan pizzas as buns, right?
<+snappleman> that's probably the fattest thing ever :(
<+snappleman> when i first started gaining weight I was all "well I'm just a little fat, I'll have a third hot dog"
<+snappleman> then it was like "well, I'm moderately fat, I'll have a 4th slice of pizza"
<+snappleman> now it's "I'll take pizzas and make buns out of them for 2 pounds of hamburger -
#229 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2008-01-30 21:33 GMT
<Iggy_Koopa> WHO'S STUPID IN HERE?
<V> me?
<V> or you
<V> flip a coin
<Iggy_Koopa> okay, IggyBot
<V> heads its me, tails its you
<Iggy_Koopa> flip a coin
* IggyBot flips a coin! Tails!
<IggyBot> waiut a second
<IggyBot> I'm an idiot
<IggyBot> I rigged that too -
#433 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-19 04:42 GMT
<+Diss> Well I can't think of any other point for owning a John Mayer CD.
<+Diss> point in
<+Diss> reason for
<+Diss> Take your poick.
<+Diss> pick, fuck off hands.
<@a_lurker> AHAHAHA
<@a_lurker> having trouble there
<+Jessykins> Take your pick
<+Jessykins> Fuck I typoed poick
<+Diss> I'm not sure if that's worse or not. -
#144 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2008-01-27 09:48 GMT
CHz|Cutie: CUMSHOT
TheWingless: CHz and I finally agree: Cumshots rule
TheWingless: peace in our time
Myth|Naz: Good deal.
Aetherius: bukkake!
Aetherius: :D
* CHz|Cutie signs the Ejaculation Peace Accord.
Myth|Naz: lol
* TheWingless also signs the Accord
* Aetherius wrote the accord
* Myth|Naz signs the accord with sperm
CHz|Cutie: Thanks for being a witness, Myth.
TheWingless: and now, we usher in a new era of peace and understanding and cum shots all over poor Nienna
Myth|Naz: Np, dawg.
Myth|Naz: You need a few witnesses for a Bukkake. -
#487 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-21 05:42 GMT
<&Colonel_Skills> I expect at the end of all this iran shit
<&Colonel_Skills> that zip becomes the new leader
<+Ultima> will he let gff members come and be a part of his government?
<&Colonel_Skills> No one will ever let you have any sort of power, Ult.
<&Colonel_Skills> That would be the worst possible thing that could ever happen to this planet.
<&Colonel_Skills> It would be Hitler times one hundred
<+Ultima> Well Hitler was rejected from art school
<+Ultima> Take my acceptance as a crisis averted
<&Colonel_Skills> I'm quite sure any "art" you create will be worse than the holocaust.
<+Ultima> Thanks for your support, Skills
<+Ultima> Appreciate it
<&Colonel_Skills> The early 20th century will be defined by world wars, the early 21st by Ultima's "contribution" to society. People of that generation will cry when remembering it, and people two generations later will be fighting that villain in video games. 50 years from now Ultima when there is Call of Duty 25: Ultima's Art Terror, YOU WILL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU FUCKED UP -
#94 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2008-01-27 02:47 GMT
<+TheWingless> !gigo <wingless>
< IggyBot> It's basically Omnislash, but with semen :(
<+TheWingless> ahhh. Goodbye awkward pause in the conversation
< Nienna|WAACF> wut
<+TheWingless> not all coments about semen are about you, my dear
<+TheWingless> !gigo <wingless>
< IggyBot> Well, at the very least, nienna encourages my sperm-liberation front
< Nienna|WAACF> ......
<+TheWingless> oh, nevermind
<+GeoffreyTaucer> wingless ftw
< Nienna|WAACF> you were saying? :P
<+GeoffreyTaucer> that was so perfect
<+TheWingless> SPERM'D!
<+TheWingless> got the name in there and everything :( -
#217 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2008-01-30 21:06 GMT
<SoH> im going through the results.. wonderwall, another brick in the wall, etc. then suddenly 'fuck and suck cheerleader on the wall'
<ClemsonDude> lol
<SoH> disturbating
<SoH> disturbing*
<m6a9t> lol
<ClemsonDude> lol hes got masturbating on the brain