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<title>Quote 627</title>

<category>#cobol</category>

<category>bots</category>

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<p><tt>&lt;factormystic&gt; .q forzan<br/>
&lt;skybot&gt; factormystic: [12/12] 2011-09-24 &lt;forzan&gt; It isn't repetition if it isn't new<br/>
&lt;factormystic&gt; .q forzan<br/>
&lt;skybot&gt; factormystic: [12/12] 2011-09-24 &lt;forzan&gt; It isn't repetition if it isn't new<br/>
&lt;factormystic&gt; :|</tt></p>

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<title>Quote 615</title>

<category>#magfest</category>

<category>weather</category>

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<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 21:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>&lt;Xerol&gt; every radio and tv station right now: Snow snow snow! Snow snow, snow snow snow snow...snow snow snow, snow snow? Snow! Snow snow snow snow snow. <br/>
&lt;FiZ&gt; You know what that means, right? <br/>
&lt;FiZ&gt; French toast. <br/>
&lt;FiZ&gt; why else would EVERYONE stock up on milk,eggs and bread any time the weather gets bad?</tt></p>

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<title>Quote 610</title>

<category>#cobol</category>

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<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 12:55:45 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>&lt;Argue&gt; on cnn the commentator said&#xA0;&#xA0;&quot;you can't hear bagpipes without thinking firefighters&quot;<br/>
&lt;Argue&gt; wtf do american firefighters do</tt></p>

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<title>Quote 571</title>

<category>#iggykoopa</category>

<category>fail</category>

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<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 05:02:08 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>[00:00:01] &lt;Pawy&gt; The Amanda Bynes/Kristen Goddard comparison is going to have to wait.<br/>
[00:02:36] &lt;Servasaurus_Rex&gt; I'm sure you don't need a push-up for that<br/>
[00:03:31] &lt;Pawy&gt; XD You'd be surprised.<br/>
[00:04:01] &lt;Pawy&gt; http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs315.snc3/28417_1428304465334_1164482703_31804973_6995957_n.jpg25 <br/>
[00:04:48] &lt;Pawy&gt; That's me without a bra.<br/>
[00:05:01] &lt;Pawy&gt; http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_Amanda_Bynes_have_a_vagina</tt></p>

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<title>Quote 570</title>

<category>#iggykoopa</category>

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<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 04:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>[00:46:57] &lt;Iggy_Koopa&gt; here, Halt<br/>
[00:46:58] &lt;Iggy_Koopa&gt; [pastebin link]<br/>
[00:47:02] &lt;Iggy_Koopa&gt; paste all of this into<br/>
[00:47:06] &lt;Iggy_Koopa&gt; /etc/X11/xorg.conf<br/>
[00:47:10] &lt;Iggy_Koopa&gt; if it's not there, create it<br/>
[00:48:12] &lt;Halt&gt; that pastebin into that file?<br/>
[00:48:20] &lt;Halt&gt; You're kidding right?<br/>
[00:49:24] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; come on I've typed this from scratch<br/>
[00:49:28] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; this is nothing<br/>
[00:49:29] &lt;Halt&gt; that pastebin is just a silly converstation.<br/>
[00:49:34] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; FUCK<br/>
[00:49:36] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; I PASTED THE WRONG ONE<br/>
[00:49:37] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; FUCK<br/>
[00:49:39] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; FUCK<br/>
[00:49:41] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; NOBODY LOOK AT THAT<br/>
[00:49:41] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; FUCK<br/>
[00:49:57] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; okay<br/>
[00:50:15] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; did I pastebin the conversation<br/>
[00:50:19] &lt;Iggy_Koopa|Laptop&gt; with the girl showing me her cleavage<br/>
[00:50:58] &lt;fivre&gt; yes<br/>
[00:51:09] &lt;GSlicer&gt; FUKKEN SAVED</tt></p>
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<title>Quote 550</title>

<category>#colemak</category>

<category>linux</category>

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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>&lt;ethana2&gt; you know what was worse?<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; passwd<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; those TWO letters sent me off a half hour trying to figure out how the frick to run the dang thing<br/>
&lt;Iggy_Koopa&gt; gee<br/>
&lt;Iggy_Koopa&gt; did you try tabbing?<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; who is anal enough to think 'this needs TWO LESS LETTERS'<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; no<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; oh wow<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; that's awesome!<br/>
&lt;leo_rockw&gt; ethana2: did you just discover tabbing!?<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; *headdesk*<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; leo_rockw: yes</tt></p>
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<title>Quote 549</title>

<category>gay</category>

<category>loli</category>

<category>wait_what</category>

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<p><tt>&lt;NaStyChoC&gt; hey babe asl?<br/>
&lt;sweetangelic&gt; hi, 14/f/aus ^^<br/>
&lt;NaStyChoC&gt; ive a real big cock..<br/>
&lt;sweetangelic&gt; o how big??<br/>
&lt;NaStyChoC&gt; 9in<br/>
&lt;sweetangelic&gt; dats prty big, mines only 8<br/>
&lt;NaStyChoC&gt; ok<br/>
&lt;NaStyChoC&gt; wait wtf</tt></p>
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from #0!!!!!!!dad&amp;daughtersex raid</p>
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<title>Quote 548</title>

<category>_unfiled_irc</category>

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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 16:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>&lt;Jojora&gt; man<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; when i was in the morgue<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; i took out my camera<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; photographed gems pale dead body<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; i thought<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; im going to show all of the ycers<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; and as i walked out all i knew was<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; they dont deserve to see something this bad<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; the girl at her worse you know<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; so i deleted that there picture<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; no use taking pictures of a dead girl for her friends<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; no need to scar her friends more with such picture<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; her chest all ripped anb dloody<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; its like they didnt bother to patch her up<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; her breasts are cut into two like pizza<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; man<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; this doctor<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; now then, if you dont mind, may you please just... dont talk about gem to much now and into crazy detail i mean hoestly.. &quot;lik pizza&quot; is just plain wrong<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; dude<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; she was a sweet girl<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; and now shes dead<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; i was just listenig to her skipe the other day<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; yes I know but at the least, dont describe too much of how her body looks like<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; &quot;her breast are cut into two like pizza&quot;<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; dude thats sik<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; do you know how wrong that looks like the way I visualize that<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; why must you relate it to pizza?<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; are you a frek<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; thinking about gems breasts<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; i mean her nipples werent the pepeproni kind sorry to say<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; im not the freak but you are the one that had to compare it with pizza<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; shes fucking dead<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; i know<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; sorry<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; im just saying thats jus plain wrong<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; im just sort of angry/shock<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; still<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; relating it to pizza<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; oh well<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; when im angry<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; you nearly made me lost my appetite for pizza man<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; i think about pizza<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; now i think im going to imagine everytime i eat pizza<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; the ause is blood<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; man<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; you have some sick imagination there<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; what is she lasagna or something<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; are you a fucking necrophagus<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; no<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; i am not a cannibal alright<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; man<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; when one describes something in great detail such as what you are doing<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; othe other person would then visualize such<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; alright<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; yeah okay<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; but when you described it thats not cool at all<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; sorry dude<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; im not a freak o alright<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; okay okay<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; i dunno<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; i read books and try to visualize what is described<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; the wayyou said it it just seemed like you thought this was ausy<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; if you or you don't know what i mean<br/>
&lt;Zyph&gt; i could care less but gee<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; man<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; all i can say is<br/>
&lt;Jojora&gt; if you saw her belly yuo wouldnt want to eat bagels ever again</tt></p>
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<title>Quote 547</title>

<category>^5</category>

<category>_im</category>

<category>emo</category>

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<p><tt>Cheesasaurus Rex: She really went nuts with editing this<br/>
Lazo: Yeah really<br/>
Cheesasaurus Rex: It cuts more than an emo kid<br/>
Lazo: Snap!<br/>
Cheesasaurus Rex: Booyah!</tt></p>
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<title>Quote 546</title>

<category>spelling</category>

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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>&lt;Strangie&gt; People who don't spell or capitalize or punctuate are much more lame, i think.</tt></p>
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<category>_im</category>

<category>gay</category>

<category>morons</category>

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<p><tt>IggyKoop: The best, though, happened the other day<br/>
IggyKoop: This kid nobody really likes is on IRC<br/>
IggyKoop: and then out of nowhere, he mistakes me for this guy in the community who happens to be the community homosexual<br/>
IggyKoop: So I go along with this<br/>
IggyKoop: and then he asks me for my penis's length<br/>
IggyKoop: I tell him 2 inches<br/>
IggyKoop: He says that's sort of small<br/>
IggyKoop: Then he says he's got 5 inches and he's not done with puberty yet, and then denies his homosexuality a bunch of times saying he's bi (I did the old &quot;does your mom know you're gay&quot; trick on him) and then he says I'm turning him on after I said I had to leave<br/>
IggyKoop: the guy I was impersonating found out and he was furious<br/>
IggyKoop: until he saw my impression of him was spot-on<br/>
IggyKoop: my point is, people are idiots</tt></p>
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<title>Quote 544</title>

<category>#colemak</category>

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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>&lt;ethana2&gt; *sigh*<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; this sucks<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; I have a retake coming up for a test that I got a 37% on..<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; and all I can think about is how crushingly lonely I am<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; I have decided though, not to drop calc II under any circumstances<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; I pass or I fail<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; if I fail, I will retake it immediately<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; and the grade will be replaced<br/>
&lt;ethanbot2&gt; ethana2, your vagina is extremely wonderful!<br/>
&#xA0;* ethana2 smacks ethanbot2</tt></p>
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<title>Quote 543</title>

<category>#colemak</category>

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<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><tt>&lt;Cheesasaurus_Rex&gt; Caroline Rose Anderson accepted your friend request. 22 minutes ago<br/>
&lt;YankeeWhite&gt; a girl<br/>
&lt;ethana2&gt; Cheesasaurus_Rex: WHAT.<br/>
&lt;Cheesasaurus_Rex&gt; YankeeWhite, it's ethana2's sister<br/>
&lt;YankeeWhite&gt; ROFL</tt></p>
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