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#72 Up↑ /8 Down↓ [Report] 2008-01-27 01:47 GMT
< Xerol> k
< CHz> kk
< Xerol> kkm
< CHz> kkm
< Xerol> subtle
< Xerol> kkm c
< CHz> kkm cf
< Xerol> kkm cfr
< CHz> kkm cfrt
< Xerol> hmm, interesting position
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%
< Xerol> invoking pre-emptive right shift
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^
< Xerol> CRAP
< Xerol> uh uh
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%^(F6)
< CHz> Oh, the function key gambit, eh?
< Xerol> how else am i going to get in position to use capslock
< CHz> Let's make this one interesting.
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^(F6)7
< Xerol> BIG MISTAKE
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76
< Xerol> you didn't see the underlayer back-cross?
< CHz> You expected me to follow the chain to 5, didn't you.
< CHz> BUT
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)
< Xerol> that's a cross-diagonal jum[
< Xerol> illegal
< CHz> You invoked pre-emptive right shift. I thought that implied we were playing under expanded rules.
< Xerol> technically F6 to 7 was illegal too but i let that slip
< Xerol> only 2004 revision C
< Xerol> cross-diagonals weren't introduced until last year
< Xerol> and since you opened with a double consonant i assumed we weren't using modern rules
< Xerol> ok fine i'll allow it
< Xerol> just to keep the game moving
< CHz> I like to follow the old ways every once in a while. Technically, the double consonant opening isn't illegal yet, but just strongly discouraged by the federation.
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5
< Xerol> you still can't repstring capitals though
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5r
< CHz> Correct.
< Xerol> crap
< Xerol> i can't cross to g then, can i?
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rd
< Xerol> and since that opens up another vowel, i get a free turn
< Xerol> so kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdx
< CHz> Interesting play. Now, should I take the offensive with a move to z, or the defensive with a move to s?
< CHz> Hmm.
< Xerol> left shift's still open, z isn't too offensive
< CHz> Well, assuming you'd take the left shift, I'd be inclined to initiate the second half by breaking open the caps lock.
< Xerol> i could always dive down to left Alt though
< CHz> True. There has been some unorthodox play in this game so far.
< Xerol> except you'd be able to ride spacebar over and roll up the punctuation bonuses
< CHz> Sure, I'll take the gamble. Throw caution into the wind for a bit.
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxz
< Xerol> hm
< Xerol> that really only leaves me with one good move
< Xerol> which isn't really that good either, because then you'd ascend in 6
< Xerol> well, that depends
< Xerol> yeah why not
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzs
< CHz> Hmm, an upward fork.
< Xerol> didn't see that one, did you
< CHz> This poses an interesting dilemma.
< Xerol> well
< Xerol> a->capslock->A and i've pretty much got it locked up from there
< Xerol> since you can't repstring caps
< Xerol> well, you can escape through leftshift
< Xerol> then again if you go w, i've got about 6 options
< CHz> I'm going to try a move I saw done by Brudebaker.
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzse
< Xerol> oh
< Xerol> i'm an idiot
< Xerol> take your vowel bonus
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzse#
< Xerol> hm
< Xerol> back up top, eh
< Xerol> F4->anything is suicide
< Xerol> using my second free shift
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzse#3
< CHz> Oh, an unshift. Didn't realize people still did that.
< Xerol> well it basically flops the board, doesn't it
< Xerol> now my strengths become yours, and vice versa
< Xerol> minus one escape
< Xerol> but it's hard to use that against whoever invokes the rule, it's only been pulled off twice
< Xerol> since there's no real reason to use it unless it significantly increases the presence
< Xerol> by kensington 03 analysis i gained 7C/4V
< CHz> Going up to F3 would be silly at this point, since that would lead to a simple F4->4->$ win for you.
< CHz> I believe the Fourth Edition would recommend a sacrifice move of 2 at this point.
< Xerol> that or F4
< Xerol> since i'd have to take F3
< CHz> Oh, lateral inducement. I always forget about that.
< CHz> Ooh. Hm.
< Xerol> don't make me whip out the 10 minute rule here
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzse#3(F2)
< Xerol> F2?
< Xerol> you're nuts
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzse#3(F2)!
< Xerol> i'll give you 15m on the next move
< Xerol> dinner is revolting
< CHz> A move to ! was a costly mistake. Should've done a 1.
< CHz> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzse#3(F2)!(esc)
< CHz> And thanks to the shift, I can run the column.
< CHz> So in total, that's kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzse#3(F2)!(esc)`(tab)(caps lock)(left shift)(left control)
< Xerol> oh god
< Xerol> hm
< Xerol> are we doing proprietary or hybrid rules?
< CHz> Hybrid, so the position is still drawable. If we were doing proprietary, I would've declared victory already.
< Xerol> well
< Xerol> so i can take (win/apple) next
< Xerol> which is a carryover anyway
< Xerol> so
< Xerol> kkm cfrt%^(F6)76(F5)5rdxzse#3(F2)!(esc)`(tab)(caps lock)(left shift)(left control)(win/apple)(left alt)
< Xerol> which leaves you with space again
< Xerol> and we'll be out in the open with capslock on
< Xerol> call a draw?
< CHz> I've been planning out an experimental cancellation of the punctuation rollover, stopping at the period instead of carrying all the way though.
< CHz> But at this point I don't have the endgame mechanics fully worked out, so I accept the draw.
< Xerol> never again.
< Xerol> at least not with extra invocation
< Xerol> next game strict rules
< Xerol> only chains allowed are vowel unlocks and triple-crosses
< NrgSpoon> WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
< CHz> I grew up on strict rules, but it's been ages since I've played a game with them.
< CHz> FINALLY
< Xerol> i got the last line in, so i win
< Xerol> pay up
< CHz> Damn.
< CHz> I'll win the next round of Utterly Confuse an #ocremix Member. :( -
#523 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-26 07:28 GMT
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> How does this work?
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> Is the channel a file or something
<jrick_ii> yeah
<jrick_ii> and you pipe text into it
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> I dare you to tail /dev/random into this channel
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<jrick> it's not working
<jrick> oh crap -
#442 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-04 09:32 GMT
<@Colonel_Skills> fuck yeah rune factory 2
<@Colonel_Skills> takin' that witch woman behind the toolshed to show her my "eye of newt"
<@CHz> it's appropriate because newts are three inches long, floppy, and occasionally poisonous
<@Colonel_Skills> holy shit I fucking choked on my drink
<@Colonel_Skills> I can't ^5 enough -
#420 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-26 17:55 GMT
[+Diss] [+Capo] it's one am
[+Diss] [+Capo] holy shit lurker
[+Diss] [+Capo] what are you doing at work
[+Diss] Way to cheer her up.
[+Capo] nothing would cheer me up if it was 1 am and I was still at work
[+Capo] I'm being realistic. I sympathize.
[+Diss] Yeah but that's like walking up to someone digging a ditch on the hottest day of the year
[+Diss] "BOY SURE IS HOT TODAY HUH"
[+Diss] "SOME WEATHER WE'RE HAVING"
[+Capo] I was genuinely surprised to realize it was 1 am. Lurker probably killed herself, though. She'll have to lurk now... *sigh*... from heaven...
[+Diss] Pouring out a
[+Diss] uh
[+Diss] I don't know some toast or something.
[+Capo] pouring out a 40 of blackberry jam
[+Capo] rip
[+Capo] shit
[+Capo] it's not coming out
[+Diss] Hit the side of the jar, maybe.
[+Capo] it was such a bitch getting all that damn jelly in there, too
[+Capo] like this?
[+Capo] shit
[+Capo] nothing
[+Diss] No, god.
[+Capo] um, maybe if I used a knife?
[+Diss] Can't you do anything right?
[+Diss] Let me try.
[+Capo] here
[+Diss] Look, like this.
[+Capo] that's exactly what I was doing
[+Diss] Okay well now it's not working because you're staring.
[+Diss] Give me some room to breathe here, jesus.
[+Capo] ugh, alright, hold on
! +Capo turns around
[+Capo] go on
[+Diss] Well now I don't even want to do it anymore.
[+Diss] This is the worst pouring out of anything I've ever been involved with.
[+Capo] man, I don't even remember why we were doing it in the first place
[+Capo] you got any toast?
[+Diss] Yeah man I love toast.
[+Capo] Hell yeah. Who doesn't.
! +Capo munches -
#337 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-11 08:46 GMT
<@MervBurger> lol I love homework that involves debugging code
<@MervBurger> syntax highlighting makes finding errors easier
<@CHz> syntax highlighting get out n00b
<@CHz> Notepad for life.
<+Taco> There's no notepad on a mac, faggot
<@CHz> I run VMWare just to run Notepad.
<+Taco> Oh
<+Taco> Carry on then. -
#533 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-27 21:33 GMT
<Cross|Persona4> itc: we degrade others
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#516 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-26 04:17 GMT
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> yeah, ethana2, didn't you stick a pineapple up your urethra that one time?
<ethana2> Cheesasaurus_Rex: no, only multimeter probes
<ethana2> I just wanted to measure my resistance
<ethana2> fascinating really
<pmyshkin> hahaha
<ethana2> a 3d body has a resistance
<ethana2> that doesn't vary by distance
<ethana2> because any current between two points will flow through the entire body
<ethana2> that's why you don't want to swim in a pool during a thunder storm
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> okay, seriously
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> "what the fuck"
<pmyshkin> ethan, I'll never feel bad about making fun of you again -
#278 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2008-02-24 03:30 GMT
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<IggyBot> Welcome back from leaving forever, CrossDragon! You were gone for 4days 23hrs 10mins 13secs! Are you planning on quitting forever again?
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#229 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2008-01-30 21:33 GMT
<Iggy_Koopa> WHO'S STUPID IN HERE?
<V> me?
<V> or you
<V> flip a coin
<Iggy_Koopa> okay, IggyBot
<V> heads its me, tails its you
<Iggy_Koopa> flip a coin
* IggyBot flips a coin! Tails!
<IggyBot> waiut a second
<IggyBot> I'm an idiot
<IggyBot> I rigged that too -
#524 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-26 07:30 GMT
<ethanbot2> (ethanbot2) I am grateful that I still have balls
<rachel1> i think im going to leave...
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<leo_rockway> ROFL
<pmyshkin> there it is
<leo_rockway> "free software is so sexist!"
<Iggy_Koopa> hahahaah
<pmyshkin> we didn't learn anything from the Linux Women HOWTO