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#442 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-04 09:32 GMT
<@Colonel_Skills> fuck yeah rune factory 2
<@Colonel_Skills> takin' that witch woman behind the toolshed to show her my "eye of newt"
<@CHz> it's appropriate because newts are three inches long, floppy, and occasionally poisonous
<@Colonel_Skills> holy shit I fucking choked on my drink
<@Colonel_Skills> I can't ^5 enough -
#420 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-26 17:55 GMT
[+Diss] [+Capo] it's one am
[+Diss] [+Capo] holy shit lurker
[+Diss] [+Capo] what are you doing at work
[+Diss] Way to cheer her up.
[+Capo] nothing would cheer me up if it was 1 am and I was still at work
[+Capo] I'm being realistic. I sympathize.
[+Diss] Yeah but that's like walking up to someone digging a ditch on the hottest day of the year
[+Diss] "BOY SURE IS HOT TODAY HUH"
[+Diss] "SOME WEATHER WE'RE HAVING"
[+Capo] I was genuinely surprised to realize it was 1 am. Lurker probably killed herself, though. She'll have to lurk now... *sigh*... from heaven...
[+Diss] Pouring out a
[+Diss] uh
[+Diss] I don't know some toast or something.
[+Capo] pouring out a 40 of blackberry jam
[+Capo] rip
[+Capo] shit
[+Capo] it's not coming out
[+Diss] Hit the side of the jar, maybe.
[+Capo] it was such a bitch getting all that damn jelly in there, too
[+Capo] like this?
[+Capo] shit
[+Capo] nothing
[+Diss] No, god.
[+Capo] um, maybe if I used a knife?
[+Diss] Can't you do anything right?
[+Diss] Let me try.
[+Capo] here
[+Diss] Look, like this.
[+Capo] that's exactly what I was doing
[+Diss] Okay well now it's not working because you're staring.
[+Diss] Give me some room to breathe here, jesus.
[+Capo] ugh, alright, hold on
! +Capo turns around
[+Capo] go on
[+Diss] Well now I don't even want to do it anymore.
[+Diss] This is the worst pouring out of anything I've ever been involved with.
[+Capo] man, I don't even remember why we were doing it in the first place
[+Capo] you got any toast?
[+Diss] Yeah man I love toast.
[+Capo] Hell yeah. Who doesn't.
! +Capo munches -
#337 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-11 08:46 GMT
<@MervBurger> lol I love homework that involves debugging code
<@MervBurger> syntax highlighting makes finding errors easier
<@CHz> syntax highlighting get out n00b
<@CHz> Notepad for life.
<+Taco> There's no notepad on a mac, faggot
<@CHz> I run VMWare just to run Notepad.
<+Taco> Oh
<+Taco> Carry on then. -
#523 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-26 07:28 GMT
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> How does this work?
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> Is the channel a file or something
<jrick_ii> yeah
<jrick_ii> and you pipe text into it
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> I dare you to tail /dev/random into this channel
<jrick_ii> †±™kf`É–/brXó@–Ôð’ŸzìM%›Ð=ÈJw®\ó/¨÷s_”¬œ"Ñs*$‰âr+;ªV
<jrick_ii> ¢'1àãåOþr
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<jrick> it's not working
<jrick> oh crap -
#533 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-27 21:33 GMT
<Cross|Persona4> itc: we degrade others
-irc.slacknet.org- *** Global -- from OperServ: Iggy_Koopa used SVSNICK to change Cross|Persona4 to fag
* Cross|Persona4 is now known as fag
* fag (~Winrar@slacknet-8F3AC517.prvdri.east.verizon.net) Quit ([irc.slacknet.org] Local kill by Iggy_Koopa (die)) -
#516 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-26 04:17 GMT
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> yeah, ethana2, didn't you stick a pineapple up your urethra that one time?
<ethana2> Cheesasaurus_Rex: no, only multimeter probes
<ethana2> I just wanted to measure my resistance
<ethana2> fascinating really
<pmyshkin> hahaha
<ethana2> a 3d body has a resistance
<ethana2> that doesn't vary by distance
<ethana2> because any current between two points will flow through the entire body
<ethana2> that's why you don't want to swim in a pool during a thunder storm
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> okay, seriously
<Cheesasaurus_Rex> "what the fuck"
<pmyshkin> ethan, I'll never feel bad about making fun of you again -
#493 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2009-07-22 06:43 GMT
<@Colonel_Skills> CHlKJA:LGJ
<@Colonel_Skills> god dammiay
<@Colonel_Skills> so
<@Colonel_Skills> drankihn with cowarkder and pal
<@Colonel_Skills> after wrok
<@Colonel_Skills> good guhy,
<@Colonel_Skills> likes ace comabtt
<@Colonel_Skills> played pool
<@Colonel_Skills> hda ltos of jagerbombs
<@Colonel_Skills> anyway
<@Colonel_Skills> on way home
<@Colonel_Skills> roll down the window
<@Colonel_Skills> girls pull up in another car
<@Colonel_Skills> will type slower, typos due to RAGE
<@Colonel_Skills> anyway
<@Colonel_Skills> ANYWAY
<@Colonel_Skills> A:LGKJAL:KGJA
<@Colonel_Skills> girls pull up to car at red light, roll windows down. start having conversation
<@Colonel_Skills> "Hey you getting any puss tonight" they ask. "No, story of my life".
<@Colonel_Skills> "SO WHERE YOU HEADED"
<@Colonel_Skills> "HOME"
<@Colonel_Skills> SHIT SHIT SHIT
<@Colonel_Skills> "AW YOU SHOULD COME WITH US" "No I have work tomorrow". FUCK FUCK FUCK
<+Denicalis> Dude. What the hell?
<@Colonel_Skills> I don't know
<@Colonel_Skills> it was like
<@Colonel_Skills> thirty seconds later
<@Colonel_Skills> and I was like "FUCK COCK DAMMIT"
<@Colonel_Skills> I drank JUST ENOUGH to not think things through when I talk -
#278 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2008-02-24 03:30 GMT
* CrossDragon has joined #libelldra
<IggyBot> Welcome back from leaving forever, CrossDragon! You were gone for 4days 23hrs 10mins 13secs! Are you planning on quitting forever again?
* CrossDragon has quit IRC (Fuck only 4 days, let's make this 2 weeks)
<IggyBot> CrossDragon was here for 26secs. See you in forever, CrossDragon! -
#229 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2008-01-30 21:33 GMT
<Iggy_Koopa> WHO'S STUPID IN HERE?
<V> me?
<V> or you
<V> flip a coin
<Iggy_Koopa> okay, IggyBot
<V> heads its me, tails its you
<Iggy_Koopa> flip a coin
* IggyBot flips a coin! Tails!
<IggyBot> waiut a second
<IggyBot> I'm an idiot
<IggyBot> I rigged that too -
#567 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-19 07:07 GMT
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[+Denicalis] LOOK OUT Q.
[+Denicalis] SHEMAD
[+Qworkie] shesad
[+Denicalis] Scottish version: ShePlaid
[+Diss] TNG version: SheJalad (at Tenagra)
[+Denicalis] I...
[+Denicalis] I want to hug you.
[+Diss] \o/
[+Denicalis] Darma. His arms wide.
[+Diss] Aahahahaha
[+Diss] ^5
[+Denicalis] ^5
[+Denicalis] No, wait. It was Temba, his arms wide, right? Yeah. Temba.
[+Denicalis] Shacka. When the walls fell. :(